February 2011
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
jeffbernat:
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
Exactly.
January 2011
When parents ask you ...
-herebytheocean:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
Go to Google Images, type in your url, and reblog...
fuckyacoolstorybro:
halcyon-ilmedico:
fuckyeahfrenchcroissants:
gingerfu:
helloyesiambriam:
thatbluebox:
chatterboxrose:
hella-booty:
totalloverun:
psiloveyou-:
icallthatprogress:
kelkurtsie4life:
candlesinthesunshine:
Ahhahahahaha!
(via fireworksandsparklers)
I find this acceptable.
DUH.
This is acceptable.
WHAT THE HELL.
THAT IS NOT CHORD...
i am
sander-cohen:
too tired to draw
too uninspired to write
too bored to play video games
(it is) too late to watch a movie
too hyper to sleep
too uncontent to rest
too lazy to do homework
sgsdkjghsg ETERNAL PARADOX
This is my life forever.
TO PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME FROM SCHOOL:
sporkbot:
You are allowed to read my shit, but:
WELCOME ABOARD
I AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ TO HIDE
AND IF I DID I SURE AS FUCK WOULDN’T POST IT HERE
& I’m fucking serious about this
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
Dying 5 minutes into the game
theflyingeagle:
sporkbot:
djavjr:
videogamecharacterregrets:
My biggest regret is dying 5 minutes into the game. If I had listened to my brother and hadn’t been thinking with my dick, I would have lived and my brother wouldn’t have lost an arm.
[Male, 20]
That’s what you get for being gay for altaïr, Kadar
/chokes/ WHAT.
invadermle, triforceshard and southernitaly...
YOU GUYS.
MY DAY STARTED OUT REALLY BAD
BUT
YOU GUYSSSSSSSS.
thank you so much~ <3 <3 <3 <3
invadermle asked: OHEY
so i hurd ur guna liek brak n2 mi haus n shet
bitches and bitches
so i hurd ur guna liek brak n2 mi haus n shet
bitches and bitches
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a...
fuckyeahfrenchcroissants:
hollyzzombie:
hyliancitizen:
you look at your friend like
and your friend looks at you like
THIS IS TRUE!!!!
Unless You Don’t Have A Friend In The Class, And Instead Are Like
Because You Rather Work Alone Than With Someone You Don’t Know/Someone You Hate.
Ya'aburnee
Arabic – Both morbid and beautiful at once, this incantatory word means “You bury me,” a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.
