What sorcery is this?

This is a short paragraph written and designed to briefly describe myself. Contained herein is a few qualities about myself which I like and some aspects of my being that I do not like as much. Some of my beliefs and views about life are also included in this description. If anyone has any objections to the aforementioned beliefs, I will kindly ask them to do some vulgar thing or something of equal value. C:

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